I hate when people ask how many books I’ve sold. I tell them I don’t know. Because I truly don’t. I got a very, very small royalty check from Amazon last month and I was like YES! People actually paid money for my book! If I didn’t write I’d probably smoke crack. I don’t know,
Month: December 2015
In the Big Chill Jeff Goldblum plays writer and he’s asked what his novel is about. He says, “I’m going to write about this weekend.” Glenn Close asks, “What were you going to write about before?” He says, “Last weekend.” That is by far my favorite line of the entire movie. In fact, it might be
I fell out of a moving car once. I’m missing 2 teeth – my “fangs”. I was born without them. So was my sister, it’s a genetic thing. I use 3 times the amount of creamer than the serving size suggests. I like creamy coffee. My ears are smaller than my 4-year-old niece. I prefer
Why Logan Lerman is my Matt. Those blue eyes are what sold me on Logan in the beginning. Last night I watched Fury and Oh. My. God. The Percy Jackson kid was basically the hottest actor in the tank. And we are talking about a tank filled with: Shane from The Walking Dead, Shia Labeouf, and Brad Pitt.
Good News first. So, I received good news this week. Actually is was fucking awesome news. That I can’t even share because it’s kind of, sort of top secret up until it isn’t. I don’t even know why I’m writing this here, except to just say that I’m really really really exicted. Audiobooks. Holy fuck.
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On the first day of sophmore year in high school my science teacher asked us to write an essay about our summer vacation. It’s obvious to me now, that he really didn’t want to work so he dished out an assignment with absolutely nothing to do with science. Like every summer of my childhood, I did