There are so many things you can’t do when you’re married.
Do you care about my feelings? Do I care about his? Does he respect my feelings? Does he understand my feelings? Can he spell the word feelings?
6. Kids. Do you want them? Can you have them? Do you have too many? You can’t have them. He has too many.
Because of the things we can’t do, we reevaluate boring shit and classify it as fun. Some examples:
Marriage can eventually become something enjoyable. When feelings are no longer hurt, when leaving is no longer a threat, when kids finally grow the fuck up.
Until then, drink heavily my friends.
I can’t believe its only been one year. Just 12 months since my first book was released.
I feel so blessed and humbled by the support and love I’ve received from the book community. There are no words, and for a writer, that is pretty serious.
I’m kicking off my book birthday week by giving away my book for FREE.
That’s right. FREE.
FREE THIZZ FOR EVERYONE!
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When I was fourteen I knew everything. I’d seen everything. I was right about everything. You couldn’t tell me anything.
When I was twenty-four I was wrong about everything. I screwed up everything. You couldn’t get me to believe in anything.
When I was thirty-four I figured out some things. I saw some things. Learned some things. You couldn’t convince me to change a thing.
Today I’m forty-four. I’ve seen a lot of things. Been through some shitty things. Came through big on some great things. Learned good things. Listened to some better things. Realized things, like things don’t matter. When I thought I knew everything, nothing made sense. When I surrendered to the fact that I knew nothing, my life started to mean something.
I’ve known it all. Seen it all. Loved it all. Left it all. Lost it all. Found it all. Ate it all. Created it all. And most importantly – lived through it all.
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