Finally. I began writing this book 3 years ago after a life-changing event. It has morphed from the original story into a tale of love and loss. I bled the 57,000-ish words within this cover. […]
For those indie authors out there gettin’ your hustle on, I have a trick for you. As you may know, Amazon has taken over Createspace. (sad) In doing so, they have fucked us. Createspace allowed […]
Query Quest 2017: Go? No go?
I’m sure all my readers are eager to know how my query quest is going. For those that don’t know what the hell is going on I’ll give a brief synopsis. <—- that’s a query […]
Query Quest 2017
I sent a query to an agent. I realized after I sent it that I didn’t mention anything about being self-published. It bothered me at first, but now it’s like, whatever. Does it really even matter? […]
Quest to Query 2017
Good news! My query is done! Cost: $50 After a slight delay, I finally hooked up with my editor/query godmother. She asked me to send her what I had. I wasn’t sure what that meant. […]
This one time at a writing conference I stuck a pencil…
Today I want to talk about writing conferences. Two things to know before you go: Are they worth the money? Will the information they provide help my writing? Unfortunately, the only way to answer those […]
To Query or Not to Query
If your query sucks the agent will not read your pages.
So You Want To Write A Book, eh?
I’ve been an indie author for just over a year now. I’ve sent 4 books into the world and I’ve learned a few things along the way. Recently, people have asked me about my experiences […]
Brief Tutorial on Marriage
There are so many things you can’t do when you’re married. You can’t kiss other people. You can’t have sex with other people. A girls’ night, becomes you and your girlfriends just pretending to be sluts. […]